|Ugh. My guess is there's only one sales person on the floor.|
We all know why on line shopping beats store shopping. Where else can you score awesome deals and drink, smoke, eat, have your own clean bathroom nearby, yell at your kids, and talk to your sister on the phone all while visiting ten stores at basically the same time (depending on your computer skills). On-line shopping also protects us from some of the more nefarious store shopping cultures like rude shoppers, profiling, parking lot rage, snotty sales associate syndrome, crowds, lack of store stock, filthy bathrooms, long lines with no one to wait on you anyway, and trans fat only food court offerings. Not to mention that recently, for some unknown reason, malls have become a target for psychopaths.
|Victorian shopper's rage...Bitch stole my lace jabot!|