However pearl lovers...this oyster will not be opened anytime soon. Experts are taking the high road on this one and preserving the integrity of the ancient find so anyone interested in the pearl as jewelry...you will have to wear this entire nasty thing around your neck along with the MRI results nailed so your forehead to everyone can see.
|Abnormal MRI showing huge growth inside the oyster. So glad this is not of my brain.|
|Contrary to popular belief, one should eat this oyster in months without "R"'s.|
|The Boris Karloff pearl...I mean the Pearl of Allah.|